casey-haunter:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

somedonkusfromasgard:

greatleapsforward:

meowitsraygun:

meowitsraygun:

I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”

Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”

id listen to you guys.

Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”

Oh my god

I’m already a fan. I want merch.

(via athee-fille)

volcainist:

oswinoswut:

if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

(Source: ewstarlord, via discomforted)

"I hope she’s a lesbian."

Me (about every cute girl ever)

(Source: hero-in-disguise, via rainbowsoulxo)

seedy:

how do people even deal with stress because all i do is lie on the floor in a foetal position and cry

(via freedomia)